A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I'll have Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you". "Sure thing" the bartender replies and asks "but what's with the big pause?" The panda holds up his hands and says "I was born with them" Badum tish...
Father's Day is lurking just around the corner, so it's time to plan what to get the most important man in your life. Do you find yourself giving your old man the same gift year in year out? While slippers and whiskey may seem the perfect present for some, for others it lacks the excitement of rewarding your personal taxi service and limitless bank machine.
It seems as if Father's Day gets pushed to the back burner in comparison to Mother's Day, and that just shouldn't be! Both are equally just as important as the other and without either person we wouldn't be here. We've taken the traditional gifts usually given to Dad's throughout the nation and given them a slight shake up!
Before we go any further, we take absolutely no responsibility for any bad Dad jokes that may appear in this blog.
Most Dad's, granted not all, are partial to a little tipple every now and then. We've found Beer52 who offer an amazing one-off or subscription service sending 8 craft bespoke beers to the recipient straight through the letter box! Beers straight to the door - smashing! When you sign up for a delivery, Beer52 will donate £7 to charity, cheers all round!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Is it a sweeping generalisation that all Dad's like golf? (No? Perhaps just ours then!) How about updating some of his golf collection from American Golf, perhaps a new set of balls or even a new club - that way when he's escaped the house to get away from the noise and drama, you will still be on his mind - perfect! When you put your online order through iStreet, American Golf will donate 3% to the charity of your choice!
But not forgetting those who aren't as sporty, there's always toilet golf… We found this gem on Amazon. Amazon will donate 3% to your nominated charity!
What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles!
Chocolate! All Dad's like chocolate right? This year why not try something a little more refined than whatever the supermarkets have on offer and put in an order with Green & Blacks. We think the luxury bars and beers hamper is a winner. There’s also an option of creating a personalised bar, we can't promise that your Dad will want to share with you, but perhaps if you look at him long enough with puppy dog eyes he might give you a square or two. Order this through iStreet and generate a 5% donation to the charity of your choice.
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there's just no atmosphere...
Dad's love the television too, or is that another cliche? If there's been a BBC drama or film that he was engrossed in and if anyone dared to talk over it received an immediate glare, why not buy him the box set? The BBC Shop has a massive collection of favourites old and new. There's audio books and even t-shirts available to please the biggest of fans. The BBC Shop will donate 4.5% on orders processed through iStreet!
With these winning gift ideas, your Dad can put his feet up after playing golf with the new club you got him, crack open a bottle of beer and enjoy some delicious chocolate. Unfortunately, we can't guarantee a pun and joke free day, you might just have to let him get away with it just this once!
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions...
OK we will stop now!